so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
accidentally typing clam instead of calm
How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard
accurate beyond belief
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
CANNED FOOD AND WATER OH GOD
I WORK IN A GROCERY STORE AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH PANICKED NEW JERSEYIANS WHENEVER THERE’S AN UNPLEASANT FORECAST. xD
It’s like when people here “inclement weather”, bread and milk are the first things to pop into their head even though those are the worst things you can have on hand in that situation and most of them never buy bread and milk on a normal day anyway
This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen.
Only one round tonight since I’m kinda tired. uwu
Yo come play we have like 4 spots